Online Dating feeling like Bootcamp?
Online Dating Profile giving you a struggle? Not sure how to start or what to say? Or even worse – is your profile up and only attracting toads?
Toad-Proof your Online Dating Profile – for good. Have your profile designed by the lady who did it right – after kissing way too many toads – The Married Master Toad Kisser. See below how the ordinary Cara transorms into the delightful and engaging Sassi&Smiley with just a quick spin of her words.
Is your chaotic life forcing you to neglect the most important person in it – you? Perhaps that is why those nasty little toads keep finding you. You haven’t yet stood up to tell them, “Move on, buddy!”, and to invite the great guys online to meet you.
I know, learning to spin a little sassy into a personal essay is challenging at best. And some of us are just so modest about our good qualities, that we truly don’t know how to put our best features forward.
Take my friend Cara. She has an amazing smile and she loves to laugh. Thirty year-old, single mother of two, Cara, lives a crazy life of the soccer shuttle driver, executive assistant to a royal pain in the you know what, and a Woman who can’t seem to find someone to appreciate her many beauties. Toads are drawn to Cara- in life as well as online. See if you can figure out why.
Let’s peek at Cara’s before.
Never say never, because here I am! I am on Catch.com. I never imagined that I’d resort to looking for love on one of these sites .I guess when we are frustrated long enough, we do something crazy like this.
I’m not sure what I did wrong on here though because it seems like everyone is way too busy to just stop by my online dating profile and say hi. But if you like what you see, I’d love to hear from you.
So what do I want? Basically, I’m looking for a friend. If I luck into something more….
I’m grateful for every morning that I wake to the sounds of my little children sleeping and the serene peaceful look on their faces. My girls are my world, and I’m ready to let someone else join my world.
This was your invitation to the party, Dear Sassi Pants, yet you seem to be screaming out in neon pink “Toads Welcome – Check Princes at the Gate.” You may feel like a loser for using online dating but that is the last thing you want to focus on.
Every potential prince looking at your online dating profile now feels like there is something glaringly wrong about him – or with you. The toads won’t pick up on this, but your Prince just became self-conscious and is questioning his own personal journey. Nice work – way to bring him to his knees with a swift blow to the tadpole-makers. Sorry to be so graphic, but I really wish I could shake the silly out of you now!
And speaking of tadpoles… How do you wake to the sounds of sleeping children? That doesn’t make sense. Poetic? Nope, not even that. Just a strange combination of words that really don’t fit together. I find myself questioning…if your daughters are that loud when they sleep, how horrible are they when they are awake?
Now, my dear, likely-more-charming-than-above Ms. Sassi, how can we fix what you really want to say to potential suitors? How do you fit your foot into the sparkly little Size 5 narrow glass kitten heel that your prince is carrying?
Let’s see if we can put a bit of sparkle, bling and pop into your rather flat party invite.
The new and improved Sassi says…
The Party Theme Sassi&Smiling (this name really is cute – it stays)
The Invitation Tah-Dah! I’m here! At long last I’ve decided to join the wonderful world of cyber-dating, and I’m ready to meet the charming and debonair men out here who have been waiting for me. <wink>
The Party Details And which of you gentlemen would I like to meet? Who knows? How would I know since we’ve not yet been introduced? I can tell you, though, that I am attracted to the strong, silent type who values physical fitness as well as fine wine. I’d love to be able to dress you up and take you out. Perhaps we’ll find a friendship, but wouldn’t we be lucky if we also stumbled into a spark of chemistry?
And what might you be signing up for? How about a bi-lingual Italian, professional woman? And you’re lucky enough to meet a mother who still lights up when she sees the shining faces of two children when we are reading Snow White for the umpteen-hundredth time. Proud mother, strong business woman, and fantastic cook.
The RSVP: I’ll whip up the best Lasagna you’ve ever sunk your fork into (don’t worry – the kids can eat Spaghetti-O’s with the sitter). But I have a question for you first. If I were to serve you your chocolate cake before your salad, what would you say?
Dear friends, your online dating profile needs to sparkle. With more than 20,000 new members on each of the premier dating sites per day, you’ve got some stiff competition.
Let me help. As a woman who has been the victim of a poorly written after thought of a profile, let me help you to put a marketing spin into yours. With four tiers to choose from, my goal is to help you design the profile that you need to stop kissing the Toads and start finding your Prince Charming.
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- Personality Questionnaire emailed to guide you through questions designed to highlight your strengths and quirks.
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- Party Consulting: $197 BootCamp Special (a $397 value)
- Profile Analysis
- 2 Guided Consultations to customize the Invitation – let’s face it friends, we sometimes need a friend to guide the good stuff out of our minds. 1st discussion is the Casual Interview using the Questionaire as a guide to learning about you. The 2nd Consultation reviews the initial profile with customization based on your feedback.
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Don’t need me to write it and just need an idea on where to start?
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And by the way, I do RSVP to the Wedding Invites