Pucker up and put on some protective lip gloss, ladies. Because it is time to Meet the Toads. I’m often asked why I speak of toads rather than frogs when it comes to kissing. The simple answer is that all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads. Toads are uglier. Toads are fatter. And toads carry warts. Frogs, on the other hand, are simply slimy and green.
I know you can’t imagine kissing another toady date. I have been there. My whole mission is to help you recognize the Toads before you get stuck living under a toadstool in a land far far away ur Happily Ever After. With names changed to protect the innocent, naive and clueless men in Toad clothing who are populating the online dating sites, here is a sampling of the cast of characters I have come to love along the way. I wonder if you will recognize any of them!
We’ll share a new Toad each month, so remember to check in to see which critter we feature at the first of the month.
Master Toad Kisser
Author, Blogger, Online Dating Expert and Master Toad Kisser, Heidi Lee, is a 40-something professional who managed to successfully navigate the Toad Kingdom. Finding Happily-Ever-After wasn’t easy – experiences ranged from humorous, to tense and straight into frightening. However, she did it, and she developed some simple rules to help others guide their way to meeting others.
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Toads…toadies…toddies… there’s a progression here.
You pouring? I’ll have a Toddie!